Because spiders are silent. They attack when you least expect it.
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Oh…
These pekoponians sure are either very brave or very stupid. Coming here to ask me that….
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*rolls in*
I am alive
*rolls out*
tadpolehacker-deactivated201208 asked: BABE.
We kissed by accident:
[] continue kissing
[] smile
[] awkward
[x] walk away
[x] be like wtf
[] kiss you back
If you hugged me:
[] hug you back
[] let you
[] hug you heaps more
[x] push you away
Would I date you?
[] yes
[x] no
[] maybe
[] probably
[] already have
[] we currently are
You should:
[] text me
[] get in my bed now (for cuddles)
[] come to bed with me (for not cuddles ;] )
[] talk to me more
[] come see me (maybe someday…….)
[x] leave me alone!
We kissed by accident:
[] continue kissing
[] smile
[] awkward
[] walk away
[] be like wtf
[] kiss you back
If you hugged me:
[] hug you back
[] let you
[] hug you heaps more
[] push you away
Would I date you?
[] yes
[] no
[] maybe
[] probably
[] already have
[] we currently are
You should:
[] text me
[] get in my bed now (for cuddles)
[] come to bed with me (for not cuddles ;] )
[] talk to me more
[] come see me (maybe someday…….)
[] leave me alone!
(Source: adonia-anon, via tadpolehacker-deactivated201208)
Anonymous asked: you killed your mun!
“Don’t draw me into this, she choked by her own.” he snickered a little.
Anonymous asked: quickly! your mun's choking! what're you gonna do!?
“There’s only one thing for me to do.”
(whaaa-COUGH*choking noises, brings hands to neck instinctively*)
Jirara stared at her half-heartedly, folding his arms over his chest and tapping the ground with his foot, waiting.
(*reaches for Jirara with one hand, while pointing at her neck with the other* *more choking noises*)
Jirara backed away a little, humming something and glancing around as if nothing happened.
(coughcoughhhh*drops to the ground dramatically and dies*)
“Let her, of course.” Jirara looked at her, and shrugged, “Dinner for the fishes.”
Anonymous asked: *pokes with a stick* Are you dead?
“No.” Jirara growled annoyed, smacking the stick away from him.
(MYBLOGISSERIOUSLYNOTDEAD—Ohwait)
Anonymous asked: What would be Zoruru's reaction if you tell him you actually are his father?
“I don’t know. And we may never figure it out, since I AM NOT his father.”
(Meanwhile, in mun’s mind: first thoughts
He broke. )
ask-chilala-deactivated20120428 asked: *wonders if i am one of the first five* Hello Jirara, pleasure to finally meet you ^^ so, if you could change anything in your life, what would it be and why?
Jirara looked at the keronian “Finally meeting me…?” he frowned. He wondered who was this? could this person be part of the police or the Army or something? “Anyway, here is your kiss.” he holds out a fish in front of the strange keronian’s face.
tony--stark--iron--man-deactiva asked: HA HA. |3
*gets an iron maiden out of nowhere* Get in there to get your hug. And have a nice day.
(I never said Jirara actually would be doing any of those things, did I? kasjdakdjk)
Anonymous asked: How much do you liiiiiiike Zoruru?
“Uh…”/awkward Jirara.